Once upon a time... God told all the animals, "I'm having a banquet tomorrow. You must not be late!" After that, the Rat told the Cat that the banquet was the day after, so the next day, the Cat slept while the rest of the animals went.
On that day, the Rat rode the whole way on the Ox, and then jumped off to get to the banquet first. The Ox was second, then the Tiger, the Rabbit, the Dragon... the Snake, the Horse, the Sheep... the Monkey, the Rooster, the Dog, the Boar. All except for the foolish Cat, who stayed at home sleeping.
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[ Akito waves his hand imperiously. ]
But I'll make an exception. First, are you familiar with the myth of the Chinese zodiac?
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Once upon a time... God told all the animals, "I'm having a banquet tomorrow. You must not be late!" After that, the Rat told the Cat that the banquet was the day after, so the next day, the Cat slept while the rest of the animals went.
On that day, the Rat rode the whole way on the Ox, and then jumped off to get to the banquet first. The Ox was second, then the Tiger, the Rabbit, the Dragon... the Snake, the Horse, the Sheep... the Monkey, the Rooster, the Dog, the Boar. All except for the foolish Cat, who stayed at home sleeping.
Such is how it goes.
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Unkind? Is that what you think?
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